Thursday, March 29, 2012

Top 9: Idols tribute their IDOLS


Top 9
This week the kids performed songs from their own idols. The show pulled out a pop legend to counter balance the fakeness of last week’s Puffy. This week’s mentor is Stevie Nicks – rock queen.
Colton (Everything) He called it his favorite worship song. Well, we learn something new every day. I didn’t realize there were church songs that didn’t make you clap and stomp your feet. I thought it was more of a 80s rock ballad.  He is the best rocker in years and stays true each week. I guess the tears were legit but unnecessary – he will be back.
Watch here:
Skylar (Gunpowder and lead) What a song choice! Little red said “he ain’t seen crazy yet” and singing about shooting a man in the ass. I am actually scurrred. The backstory is lil Skylar is getting backlash for promoting deer hunting in her packages LOL. I like her for staying true country. I wouldn’t buy it – but I know someone who may get me to “find” a copy. She brings it every week. She could be the next Carrie Underwood.
Watch here:
HeeJun (A song for you) Play time is OVER for HeeJun. He got a new attitude with being close to getting the boot last week, Seeing someone MUCH better than he leave before him. He finally put the jokes in the trunk and coming to (try) to win. Even tho he sounded like he was gasping for air – he hit the right notes in the right spots – Convincing me that he should be in the top 10. It was the best he sang all season….He STILL aint gonna win, cause J.lo said she loves the funny..so it may slip back real soon.
Watch here:
Hollie (Jesus take the wheel) What a mentor moment when she made Stevie Nicks cry in rehersals – that’s what mentors are supposed to do – inspire. It’s always weird when the current contestants sing a hit from a previous Idol – too soon? It wasn’t her BEST performance but good.
Watch here:
DeAndre (Sometimes I cry) Nope! D is trying to bring back the Prince falsetto and nobody can ever out prince Prince Rogers Nelson. I didn’t like it. He made my ear hurt.  He got a standing O so clearly I am out of the loop.
Watch here:
Jessica (Sweet Dreams) A Plus – Jessica is back, taking a page from Phillip's book and slowed down a dance track. Unlike DeAndre – Jessica out Beyonce’ed a Bootayance jam. Blue Ivy’s mom better snatch that back for a remix.

Watch here:
Phillip Phillips (Still Raining) I didn’t this song it but it didn’t matter – he did his thang- YET AGAIN,  giving us one of the best of the night. Stevie Nicks kept saying he reminded her of her ex back in the day – so Phillip got the legend seal of approval… end the show right now – he is gonna make some cash.
Watch here:
Joshua (Without you)  BOUGHT IT! Yep, he is this only dude to take on the Mariah version. This kid aint no joke. He brought it this week.
Listen: (no video avail)
Elis (Whole lotta love) When did she become the rocker chick? We need a Pat Benatar night for Elis to shine even further. A+

Watch here:
Group numbers:
Michael:
Madonna:
Fleetwood mac:

Thursday, March 22, 2012

Top 10: the Billy Joel songbook


This week the kids perform songs from the Billy idol songbook, dare I say wasted most it. I heard few songs I recognized which is half the work – so they better bring it.
 The addition of Tommy Hilfigner is STUPID. I am not just saying that because the only “TH” I can get into is a watch. This is NOT a makeover show- talk about an obvious way to fill (waste) 2 hours.

 The final nail was the mentor: Puff Diddy Daddy Combs aka J.Lo’s ex. ( anyone also notice the commercials for Q’viva with Ex- Marc Anthony…oh I wish Ben Affleck had a movie to promote – that would have been a PERFECT trifecta). I was so bored, I went to clean the bathroom.
This was not a great week over all but duty calls, see what I do for you people.

DeAndre: (Only the good die young) D’s hair can only carry him a few weeks and he will have to actually PERFORM every week. He did OKAY. Will okay…. get you into the top 5? The judges trying to tie the song title to the issue in Fla was a STRETCH. The boy aint THAT deep.
see DeAndre here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irnTVqlCzQs

Erica: (New York State of mind) Did they REALLY give this girl a total hair make over? Chopped most of it off and dyed her blonde hair BLACK..what show is this again? And did it make her SOUND better? This is when I checked out.....did it make her SOUND better? The fashion tips overshadowed why I was watching – for the songs. Now that they turned Erica into Kim and Chloe’s mom – we will see if it will keep her out of the bottom 3 this week. She always sounded great but did we notice?
see Erica here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bs8eVuMJ_m0
Joshua: (She’s got a way) The man is good – I don’t think it was a “wow” as the past 2 weeks but he can’t bring a 10 EVERY week.
see Joshua here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MC1HxhUjRUg
Skylar: (Shameless) The country girl did a country song – she remained in the middle for me. No bad but no wow factor for me. She will stay in the top 5 tho’.
see Skylar here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjnHqZB-xeg
Elis: (….Waits for you?) Don’t know this one and still not sure what the title is, but she was one of the best of the night. She has to find a way to get the old folks (ie:over 16) to vote. She  shockingly has been in the bottom for a few weeks and may be again. I like her and will buy her music.
see Elise here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4q9TVjwKGmI

Phillip Phillips: (Moving on) He is the man, he had me from day one . Thriller on guitar. P.P. aint thinking about no damn’d Tommy Hilfinger and WAS NOT GOING TO ME MADE OVER? Tommy actually turned into an IDOL judge and said he wont get votes with his drab grey outfit. P.P. flipped Tommy the virtual  bird and came out wearing grey, grey and more grey. Phillip reminded us what this show is SUPPOSED to be about …the MUSIC. He also told the producers that they wasted tons of money on Tommy cause nobody cool is wearing THAT in 2012. (except HeeJun) Another plus (not that he needed it) P.P. did not appreciate Diddy Sean trying to change his style AND seem PISSED that Sean Puffy wanted him to sing to groupies. The mentors also wanted no guitar.
 So show time – Phillip Phillips did the song HIS way, with HIS guitar wearing HIS clothes. I think I want him to win on GENERAL. He made it this far…and he will FIGHT to the trophy ..go P.P.
see Phillip here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYefaVj8JdM
Holly: (Honesty) I like this little soul sister but this week didn’t grab me. She does have one of the best voices tho…and was one of the best of the night.
see Hollie here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XASrjqXaKI
HeeJun: (My Life) Is a fool, is this American got Jokes? Making them laugh can only get him so far. He aint winning. Tommy took his logo and drapped him in it..and HeeJun fell for it. I have to say when Puff said “HeeJun is a con artist, I don’t even think he’s Asian” okay THAT was funny….almost as funny as his actual performance. Oh I wish Simon was still there. HeeJun would still be crying. Another funny moment .. When JLo got booed for telling the “TRUTH” HeeJun said “Don’t boo Jennifer Lopez” LOL Steven Tyler didn’t hold back “ You need to take it serious” I think he is outta here.
see HeeJun here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4o98SiZb7w
Jessica: (Everybody has a dream) Diddy mentoring singers? Telling her not to do tricks. Diddy who has NEVER sang a song without 100 hammer – style background dancers…to hide his singing? The performance was good but Jessica needs to bring back the Jessica from 2 weeks ago. She’s aint the solid winner anymore. She is still great tho'
see Jessica here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owohMFTOTwE
Colton: (Piano man) A red piano will get anyone’s attention. He did a good job. He was the best Billy Joel of the night. Good but not MY favorite.
see Colton here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbFRf2M49kQ

Thursday, March 15, 2012

Top 12..umm Top 11: year u were born theme





This week was overshadowed by the faux scandal of the warrants and the lies BUT the show MUST go on …and it did.

The Idols performed songs from the years they were born. This theme ALWAYS makes me sick, 1994? That was yesterday? I feel so much older than I am by the end of this episode, hence the delayed posting to the blog…but like them the show must go on.

I like the Blackeyed peas but Wil-I-am as a mentor doesn’t impress me. Although, I do like the idea of a celebrity mentor every week.


Phillip Phillips  (Hard to handle) – Performing with the killer kidney stones a few days earlier earns him a spot to the front. He proved he is a contenda’ and continued the show must go on montra. He was good and consistant and maintains his place as one of my top 5. He is doing his songs, his way.


Jessica (Turn the beat around) – This girl is great BUT her forte is the power ballad. She brought the show – the voice, the hair and the disco pants. Jessica is showing us that she wants to win this thing and will fight for it every week. She wasn’t my favorite of the week but surely my top three. Adding a little Bootaynce to her Gloria was a plus.
Watch it here:
HeeJune (Right here waiting) – I am not sure how far he can go being funny, cause he boy brings the funny. It sounded like he was gasping for air through the whole performance – just okay for me. Asking Wil for Fergie’s number WAS hellarious. No for Idol but maybe a comedy central spot.

Watch it here:

Elise ( Let’s stay together ) – She was so close to leaving last week, I see her fighting for her spot the rest of the season.
And fight she did the slow intro, then meshing into the power second half – Great. The Angelina one leg dress – great. The Obama clip singing the same song – great.


DeAndre (Endless Love) – Yeah, they pushed this as a Mariah/Luther hit because it was on the charts the year he was born – but anyone reading THIS blog better know who is the realZ deal. .. Diana Ross and Lionel Richie.  I give him points for the song choice but EVERYBODY cant turn a known duet into a solo performance.
Watch it here:

Shannon (One sweet day) –  My underdawg pick for the season !! This girl aint scared to the songs from the power divas. Great – I would buy it.

Watch it here:

Colton (Broken hearted) – This is the wrong stage of the show to sing songs nobody knows if you want votes. Ehh!

Watch it here:

Erika (Heaven) – great song choice!! I like her.
Jermaine Jones: You’re Fired (oops wrong show)
A warrant - issued by a judge authorzing arrest and detention of an individual.  
If I had 1,2...5 warrants..would it be WISE to put my bigass on the NUMBER ONE television show IN THE WORLD? #just asking, is it me?
Back to the man purse - I was told it was highend. Ladies, does an YSL man bag go with a stiped polo and middle eastern scarf..
 Just asking, how do I get answers if I dont ask.  

I am still using a backpack given at a work conference from 2007..so I dont know about these thing.
The madness is here:

Skylar (Love sneaking up on me ) – Skylar watched the show last week when someone listened to the mentors to change the song and almost got booted. Not Skylar..she kept her choice. Skyar is so country. Just as good as last week. She will sail to the top 5 then it will get interesting.
Watch here:
Joshua (When a man loves a woman)
I should deduct points for the crawfish demo and NOT sucking the head c’mon – I know that much. Tied for my favorite of the week. He’s a PK- a preachers kid and continues to bring the church to American Idol. My download of the week - $1.25 from itunes. Taking off the jacket rivaled Jessica’s diva moment for the great tv moment of the night.
I came away deciding I need a new blue dress shirt like Joshua.Great great great…. New Lufa!!
Watch it here:

Hollie (Power of love) A+++
My favorite of the night. Seeing this little kid bring the power voice can not be denied. Give her the sash and the crown.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoloQxGbCM0&feature=plcp&context=C4833611VDvjVQa1PpcFMThfP1A3g_T4H5Awd_Rt4AUBWB9UXEJao%3D


Who is going home? Elise was in the bottom last week maybe again and Maybe HeeJun (cause he aint THAT funny)

Wednesday, March 14, 2012

Scandal 2012.... whatever: update

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/jermaine-jones-american-idol-arrests-769123

 

 

 

Really?

After ALL these years - kicking off Frenchie Davis for posing in her bra, The Corey/Paula affair, the twin bad boys arrested, the college girl going topless at the Vietnam memorial, Scott Brown's daughter...and the stripper.

 

We are NOW supposed to believe all of the background check cash goes to jLo's hair and makeup?

 

I smell a SET UP.. aint buying the shock and awe but we are talking hoping not for long.

 

 

 

 

 

American Idol Reportedly Disqualifies Jermaine Jones


by 
Jermaine Jones, your journey ends Wednesday night. Or at least that appears to be the fate of the American Idol Season 11 finalist, who posted a message on his official Twitter account (@JJonesAI11) on Tuesday night that stated, “Awww I will no longer b on the show.” (The Tweet has since been deleted from Jones’ feed, but was liberally screen-grabbed and retweeted beforehand.)
The news of Jones’ ouster was seemingly broken by TMZ, which claimed that a contestant was being disqualified after producers learned he concealed the fact that he was arrested twice — once for a violent crime — and has outstanding warrants. And while a Fox spokesperson declined to comment on this story, TMZ went on to name Jones as the singer in question, saying that he will appear on Wednesday’s live performance telecast before his ejection from the competition.
All this has me wondering: If Jones really does get the boot, will Idol producers bring back an eliminated hopeful to take his place? Or will Thursday night’s results show just turn out to be a kumbaya, “everyone is safe!” affair? And if an already evicted singer gets a new lease on life, who will it be.  Stay tuned. 

Wednesday, March 7, 2012

Top 13: Whitney/Stevie week


The top 13 celebrated the 400th episode with a dual – the boys vs the girls, performing different themes with Mary J as a mentor – they should use her every week.

 Boy: Stevie Wonder and the Girls: Whitney Houston.

Editors note: Before I even begin, the girls don’t have a chance – yes, the sympathy/tribute will be great tv but with contestants being told to NEVER bring the Whitney unless they can capture a “10” including Jennifer Lopez..it’s gonna be interesting.

Joshua (I wish) – One of my favorite Stevie songs of all time and Joshua delivered, he brought the church to Idol and gave us a show. One of my top 4 favorites to take it all.

Elise (Im your baby tonight) – Jimmy set her up, made a change and gave her a song she didn’t know, couldn’t feel and didn’t get – and she will be gone.

Jermaine (knock me off my feet) – I don’t agree with this return pick, so many others were much better but he had a story…and cried. Eeh, I wouldn’t buy it or play it again after today.

Erika (I believe in you and me) – setup part 2, Jennifer Hudson’s version played in a commercial 5 minutes earlier. Luckily, Erika changed it up a lot and did a very good job.

Colton (lately) – rocker doing soul = just aight

Shannon (I have nothing) – One of Whitney hardest songs to cover EVER. I thought she nailed it ( the judges didn’t ) I will be voting for Shannon because she got unjustly panned.  Not the best of the night but FAR from the worst.

DeAndre (Masterblaster) – he just copied Stevie’s version – but he was in tune and did a good job. Downloadable.

Skylar (Where do broken hearts) – This little country girl has some soul. I see her making the top 2 easy. Love her countrified version. She’s like a little Reba McEntire – one to watch.

HeeJun (All is fair) – Still shocked he made it THIS far, he does bring the jokes to the show – goofyass. He wasn’t bad – He aint gonna make top 5 but this was a decent performance.

Hollie (All the man I need)- One of my favorites of the night- power vocals. One of Whitney’s greatest songs and she was very good

Jeremy (Ribbon in the sky) – wildcard picks and knows he is on the chopping block. I want to pick him as my underdawg but it was a little weak especially sandwiched between the power girls. He may be in trouble and JLo wont be able to save him twice.

Jessica (I will always love you) – She thinks she won this show already, and she may have. I thought she was better last week but Jessica did a great job. Not standing ovation great, not better than Jennifer Hudson great but I liked it. One of the best of the night tho.

Phillip Phillips (Superstition) – there is only one, ORIGINAL and fresh. Very good.